We’ve never made it through a full episode of MTV’s Jersey Shore. However, if they started throwing a shark attack into each episode, it would certainly become required viewing. There’s no Snooki or The Situation, but this film does have plenty of Guidos and Guidettes being offered up as ceremonial chum. It’s another classic from the folks at SyFy, starring Paul Sorvino, Jack Scalia, Jeremy Luc, Melissa Molinaro and Joey Fatone.

The single disc release has a 1.78:1 aspect ratio, a Dolby TrueHD 5.1 track, a single featurette and audio commentary. Don’t expect this to be good in any sense of the word, but the title alone makes it hard to shield your eyes from this one. 

Rating: R
Runtime: 87 minutes
Total Number of Discs: 1
Studio: Anchor Bay